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# The Crimson Permanent Assurance (1983) - Is it OK for kids? | Top Rated Families

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# The Crimson Permanent Assurance

1983Rated PG16 minComedyFantasyAdventure

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## Where can you watch it tonight?

We could not find this streaming anywhere in the US right now. It may be on disc, at the library, or back next month.

A group of down-and-out accountants mutiny against their bosses and sail their office building onto the high seas in search of a pirate's life.

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**Length:** 16 min - short enough for little kids

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